THE BEST IDEAS
ARE CREATED
WHEN YOU ARE
HIGH!
The memoirs below are the best of the best!
Baked memoir #16
“I got so baked i walked into a store and forgot what I was there for, then remembered and still grabbed the wrong item!”
Baked memoir #15
“Have you ever been so stoned you forgot how to burp?”
Baked memoir #14
“I was at a party and my wife was trying to ask a cop if he could find me some weed” (true story)
Baked memoir #13
“When I am stoned my attention span is only 60 seconds at a time!”
Baked memoir #12
“Have you ever been so baked that you forgot how to read?”
Baked memoir #11
“Do you think that we are in simulation mode?”
Baked memoir #10
“HAVE you ever looked at your phone and wondered if someone is listening and seeing you with the phone off?”
Baked memoir #9
“bong hits are better!”
Baked memoir #8
“Great buzz when you look into a mirror and look at yourself and it feels like you are having an out of body experience!”
Baked memoir #7
“Do you talk to yourself when you are high?”
Baked memoir #6
“STONERS ARE THE BEST!”
Baked memoir #5
“WHEN LIFE GETS HARD AND THING GET TRAGIC, SMOKE A BLUNT, IT’s F*ING MAGIC”
Baked memoir #4
“Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money’s worth. Just saying”
Baked memoir #3
“There is no place like home. To get stoned”
Baked Memoir #2
“CAN YOU SMOKE SO MUCH THAT YOU START TO FEEL THAT THE HIGH IS THE NEW NORMAL”
Baked Memoir #1
“When you are high you don’t think slow, you think in more detail!”
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